There’s this hot girl in class and I told my family that she was my girlfriend but she wasn’t and the next day she found out. I don’t know how she found out, but she did - and she slapped me across the face and my family was there. So embarassing.
Tom

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Last year when we were at school I got an award and I really needed to go to the toilet but the principal was going on about how proud we should be for getting an award and stuff. The person behind me dacked me and everyone saw me and stared - and the worst part was I accidentally started peeing on stage just that moment and dropped a big smelly poo on stage. My mum came on stage and carried me to the toilet. The next day I came to school everyone was laughing at me. I was teased and laughed at for a whole year!
Harry

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Once I was in cooking class and we were making something. My friend threw flour in my eyes and the teacher said to wash it off. MEGA EMBARRASSMENT! But to make it worse, my friend guided me to the toilets and while my eyes were still covered with flour, he guided me to the girl’s toilets!!! All the girls screamed and then I knew it was the girl’s toilets. I was called “blindy” for the rest of the year!
Vedant

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At school we were doing fitness and lots of stretches. When we were doing squats, I let out a BIG fart and everyone laughed and I was in total shame. Even the teachers were laughing. When we got to class, everyone smelt something really bad and one of my friends said “check your bum” so I did. I noticed it was me with lots of poo from the fart that I done earlier. I was so embarrassed and in shame so they called my parents and I had to go home and have a shower. Even now, people won’t sit close to me.
Michael

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One night I had a stomach ache and had to run to the toilet very quickly. I missed the toilet door and went into my brother’s bedroom by mistake. I couldn’t hold on and pooed on the side of my brother’s bed. He didn’t wake up but my mum and dad told him what happened. He still isn’t very happy with me even though I didn’t poo on him.
Joel, by email

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One day I went to my Aunty’s house. I fell asleep in her arm-chair. While I was asleep, my cousin Emma painted my finger-nails PINK! I WAS SO EMBARRASSED!!! All of my family laughed at me. It was one of the most embarrassing things in my whole life.
Kye

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When I was at school I went to the cubical and I was pooing. Then I came out. People were laughing at me. Then I thought ‘why’? So I went back to the cubical where I saw that there was still tissue paper stuck in my butt. That was the most embarrassing thing ever!
Danya

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In school I was trying to impress a girl that I really like by dancing. I went to get a drink and when I just finished two of my friends dacked me. One pulled my undies and shorts off and another one to pull myshirt up so every one could see my private part. The most embarrassing part was the yearbook editor was my rival and they saw me naked. They took a picture for the yearbook.
Jerome

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I was at the pool with my mates and family and I couldn’t find my mum and then I saw her and tried to surprise her by grabbing her foot but when she turned around I realised she wasnt my mum. I was soooooo shamed out.
Cameron

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Once at school I had a sore tummy.The class was told to sit on the floor. While this happened I did a huge FART!!! Embarrassing! Eventually kids around me heard it! So I blocked my nose to fake that I did not fart! That was probably the worst time of my life. P.S. some people knew it was me so they came up to me and said: champion farter!
Joey

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It was my birthday in March and I was busting to go to the toilet - but I wanted to play with my friends more, so I held it. An hour later I still hadn’t gone to the toilet. Then we went in the pool. I still hadn’t gone to the toilet. I really needed to go now!!! People started looking at me! About 50 people were staring at me and I didn’t know why. I looked around and in the water there were plops of poo and the water was turning brown. Everyone ran out screaming like a monster was chasing them. Everyone left and I was left there with poo in my pants. From that day on all the kids called me poopy boy. I was so embarrassed and I still am especially in front of the girls!!!
Giorgio, by email.

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One day I was playing hide and go seek with my friends and we hid in the toilet. Then we needed to do a pee so we did one, but when I did one it bounced off the side of the bowl and hit his shoe and he told EVERYONE! It was sooooooooooo embarrassing.
Nick

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When I was at the swimming pool with my friends, I was gonna go to the bathroom to change. When I was going down the stairs, my towel fell off and I had nothing underneath. Everyone stared at me and I became the laughing stock at school.
Vanessa

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When I was at school we were doing Japanese and we had to say hello and bow. As I did it I banged my head on the desk then tripped and I fell on my backside and farted really loud. Everyone started cracking up laughing!
Aaron

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Once I was playing on my new PS3 slim and my gaming controller broke and my friend was coming over and he walked through the door and found me crying! I was SOOOOO green faced! I am getting payed out by this even today
Will, 8

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One time when I was in library I borrowed a book with a bum on the front cover. I decided to keep it top secret. It worked for a few hours until the end of the day. My friend and someone else saw the front cover. It was 100% SHAME FULL. Another kid picked up the book and showed the front cover to the whole class! Even worse, someone saw it to and started saying (EWWW!) That was one of the WORST DAYS EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Tomas

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One day at school I was walking on the oval like a normal kid would. I put gel in my hair at it was ready to dry, then just my luck a stupid pigeon craps on my head! My friend saw it and ran away holding her nose. I went into the classroom where everybody stared and laughed and one kid even called me a craphead! I had to go home that day and get a haircut....:(
Zakk

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It was camp and it was near the end of camp and I took a shower after we did this water activity. But the lock was broken and in the middle of it my friend came in and he saw my pe!#$ and my a## and it was so embarrassing! Then when we got back to school my friends told everyone and I was called ‘naked boy’ for the rest of the year it was sooooooo shameful
Daniel

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It all started at home. I ate three sandwiches and then went to the shopping centre. When I was looking at the Wii games I needed to go to the toilet really bad. I sprinted to the toilet and the toilets were full so I waited. When a guy came out I sat on the toilet and it felt like I did it in my undies. I figured out that I did do a poo in my pants! I kept it to myself. When I came out my friend said “did you make an accident?” ‘cause it was leaking from the bottom of my pants. When I got to school everyone was laughing at me ‘cause my friend told the entire school. It was SO EMBARRASSING.
Yathu, 9, NSW

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It was my first day at my new school. After about 2 hours of working it was play time. After I ate I went on the oval to kick my footy around. I kicked my football as hard as I could and it flew threw through the air and landed on the middle of the oval. I ran to it so I could pick it up. I kicked the ball harder than before (a little too hard!) and at that moment my pants fell off. Everyone could see my red undies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOTAL EMBARRASSO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sanvth, QLD

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There used to be a cat that hung around at my school and it would come out to play at lunchtime. One day I was walking along with my friends and we were talking and I didn’t see the cat come walking across in front of us. The next thing I tripped over the cat and it meowed really loud and ran away really fast and I was lying on the ground while my friends were laughing at me and wouldn’t help me up! I was so embarrassed, and I had to go to the sick bay because I hurt my knee! My friends kept laughing and talking about it for the rest of the week! Jake, by email.

Movie Quiz

Triple H Quiz

Ben 10 Quiz

Movie Quiz

We’ve been getting heaps of emails about how much you guys loved last month’s movie quiz... so we’ve come up with an all-new one for ya! How well do YOU know your movies?

1. In Transformers, who is the leader of the Autobots?
a) Optimus Primea
b) Megatron
c) Bumblebee

2. Which two characters swapped bodies in Shrek 3
a) Shrek & Fiona
b) Shrek & Donkey
c) Puss & Donkey

3. In the film Kung-Fu Panda, what’s written on the Dragon Scroll?
a) A secret recipe for noodle soup
b) Directions to where Monkey hides his cookies
c) Nothing!

4. Who is Harry Potter’s Godfather
a) Albus Dumbledore
b) Sirius Black
c) Severus Snape

5. What’s Spider-Man’s real name?
a) Peter Pettigrew
b) Peter Piper
c) Peter Parker

6. What planet does Wall-E live on?
a) Mars
b) Earth
c) Jupiter

7. In Madagascar, who is Alex
a) A tiger
b) A lion
A giraffe

8) Who is the pirate captain in Pirates of the Caribbean
a) Captain Jock McFly
b) Captain Jack Sparrow
c) Captain James Kirk

9) What sort of fish is Nemo
a) Swordfish
b) Clownfish
c) Jellyfish

10. In the film Ratatouille, what does Remy want to be more than anything else in the world
a) A racing car driver
b) A superhero
c) A chef

11. In Cars, what’s the name of the town where Lightning McQueen has to fix the road
a) Piston City
b) Windscreen Valley
c) Radiator Springs

12. What’s the name of the Mammoth in Ice Age
a) Manfred
b) Wilfred
c) Big Fred

13. Who is the star of Bee Movie
a) Brian B Butterball
b) Barry B Benson
c) Boris B Bumface

14. In The Golden Compass, what sort of animal is Lyra’s friend Iorek
a) A Polar Bear
b) An Elephant
c) A Cat

15. In The Incredibles, what is Dash’s special power
a) He can fly
b) He can become invisible
c) He can run really fast

Results:
1-5: Crap! You’ve been exiled to Madagascar!
5-11: Not bad muggle, but you’re certainly not a movie wizard.
12-15: Sick! You’re as incredible as, er, The Incredibles!

  
Answers:
1a, 2c, 3c, 4b, 5c, 6b, 7b, 8b, 9b, 10c, 11c, 12a, 13b, 14a, 15c.

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Triple H Quiz

INTRO
Are you a quiz whiz or WWE wannabe? This Triple H test will sort you from the rest.

1. Triple H's signature move is called:
a) 100 degrees
b) Pedigree
c) Ok, I agree!

2. Triple H is known as:
a) King of Kings
b) King Kong
c) King Hitter

3. Some fans call Triple H:
a) Big nose
b) McMahon's pool boy
c) Cerebral Assasin

4. Triple H is part of:
a) D-Generation X
b) A punk  rock band
c) The X Men

5. Triple H is a 10-time:
a) WWE World Champion
b) Father
c) Karaoke USA winner

6. A lot of people say Triple H owns:
a) A ferret
b) Half of WWE
c) The game

7. Triple H's real name is:
a) Paul Levesque
b) Nigel No-friends
c) Harry H. Howard

8. Mr McMahon recently ordered Triple H to:
a) Wear a baby's nappy
b) Wrestle with his hands tied
c) Kiss his butt

9. Triple H is married to:
a) His massage therapist
b) Lita
c) Stephanie McMahon

10. What weapon does Triple H frequently use on his enemies:
a) Chainsaw
b) Sledgehammer
c) Fluffy toy

ANSWERS
Give yourself one point for every correct answer.
1. b, 2. A, 3. C, 4. A, 5. A, 6. C, 7. A, 8. C, 9. C, 10. B,

WHAT'S THE SCORE?!

0-5 Game over
Call yourself a WWE fan? Your mum would've done better on this quiz! Triple H is  a WWE legend. Anything less than 5/10 for the King is three strikes and you're out. Maybe you'd do better on a  PowerPuff Girls or Saddle Club quiz...

0-10 Play on
The King would be proud of your royal efforts. You are a true cerebral assassin. Now if you can just tell us how to get Triple H to drop in to the Krash office we'd be forever grateful!

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The Ben 10 test!

Are you up to speed with your Ben 10 trivia? Take our quiz to find out…

1. What colours does the Omnitrix glow in different situations?
a) Green, yellow and blue
b) Red and green, black
c) Red, green and yellow
d) Grey, red and green

2. Which alien does Ben use most?
a) Diamondhead
b) Fourarms
c) XLR8
d) Morphy

3. Who is the aquatic alien?
a) Fishbot
b) Goldguts
c) Loch Ness Mess
d) Ripjaws

4. Which alien on the Omnitrix did Ben first transform into?
a) Heatblast
b) Fourarms
c) Upgrade
d) Stinkfly

5. What’s the name of the group of bad dudes led by the Forever King?
a) The Minus 12
b) The Forty Below
c) The Negative 10
d) The chilly 50

6. Which of Ben’s alien forms comes from the planet Galvan Prime?
a) Goop
b) Ripjaws
c) Ghostfreak
d) Grey Matter

7. Who created the Omnitrix?
a) Ben
b) Azmuth
c) The Aztecs
d) Dr. Octopus

8. Who is the super-powered teen who absorbed the Omnitrix's ability and teamed up with Vilgax?
a) Corey 4
b) Nick 6
c) Kevin 11
d) Einstein 9

9. Which of Ben's forms ends up escaping the Omnitrix and turns into a bad guy?
a) Diamondhead
b) Slimer
c) Humongousaur
d) Ghostfreak

10. What is Ben really afraid of?
a) Clowns.
b) Fire
c) Heights
d) The dark

11. Which would be a great nickname for the evil Vilgax?
a) Eye-Brainer.
b) Tentacle-face.
c) Big Nose.
d) Chuck.

12. What special powers does Diamondhead have?
a) Regrow limbs
b) All of these powers
c) Fire crystal projectiles
d) Coat objects in diamonds

13. Which alien can run 300 mph across any type of ground?
a) ICU
b) XLR8
c) R2-D2
d) Twister

14. Who among Ben's aliens is made from an extremely durable crystal?
a) Cannonbolt
b) Upgrade
c) Diamondhead
d) Stinkfly

15. Which alien has no eyes?
a) Ditto
b) Wildmutt
c) Eye Guy
d) Menoeyeo

Answers
1. c 2. b 3. d 4. a 5. c 6. d 7. b 8. c 9. d 10. a 11. b 12. a 13. b 14. c 15. b

1 – 5 BenDilemma!
You better sharpen up that Ben 10 knowledge or Vilgax will be on to you! Just spend a day watching re-runs and you’ll be sweet.

6 – 10 Bentastic!
You’ve got the Forever Knights shaking in their evil boots. You on your way… Just a few more eps and you’ll be top of the class!

11 – 15 BenGenius
You know so much about Ben 10 you could be one of the aliens of the Omnitrix yourself! You’ll be protector of the Earth in no time.